Welcome to the Twenty-Something Year Old Journalist; formerly known as the Middle School Journalist.

Website is still a work in progress. Stick with me here.

  • I Don’t Care What You Think

    Let me be more precise. I do not care if you think Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter didn’t deserve the Grammy for Best Country Album or if Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime show wasn’t to your liking.  I think (it’s my turn now), as an upper-middle-class, Southern California-living Ashkenazi Jew, when it comes to these two groundbreaking […]

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  • What Am I To Do?

    I cannot write. As much as I physically, mentally, emotionally, desperately want to write, I can’t.  A rolodex of ideas circulate my mind, but no action has been made.  The countless, pathetic attempts at literature that have been tried on this page are shunned and exiled.  All creative juices, stored even in the most hard […]

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  • 23

    It’s the big birthday post. The article that I can rightfully force down all my friends and innocent strangers’ throats.  This article (in my mind) is supposed to be some of my most innovative work. I’m going to my family’s home in Palm Desert, California with my friends, alongside copious amounts of marijuana, and a […]

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